I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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