Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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