they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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