I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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