Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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