I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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