Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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