It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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