yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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