dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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