Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I hate all girls vehemently.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
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why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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