At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
