shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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