normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Fuck appropriateness.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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