she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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