shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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