margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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