Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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