I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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