...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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