How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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