Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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