I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My pussy is not your playground.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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