Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
her facebook's as public as her vagina
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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