i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
