every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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