Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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