Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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