The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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