You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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