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i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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