just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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