Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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