Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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