Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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