yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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