I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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