i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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