butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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