I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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