You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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