Sry I called you an 8
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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