The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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