My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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