Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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