it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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