Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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