your parents love me but you hate me
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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