I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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