walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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