THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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