dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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