Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Even my vagina gasped.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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