Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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