It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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