i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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